Some thoughts for the "dog days" of summer.

 

The reason that a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. 

 

(Anon)

 

If there are no dogs in Heaven then, when I die, I want to go where they went.   (Will Rogers).

 

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.     (Josh Billings).

 

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn around three times before lying down   (Robert Benchley)

 

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. 

This is the principal difference between a dog and a man  (Mark Twain)

 

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.  (Anon)

 

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.  (Robert A Heinlein)

 

You can say any foolish thing to a dog and the dog will give you a look that says 'Wow! You're right ! I never would've thought of that!    (Dave Barry)

 

Dogs are not our whole life but they make our lives whole

(Roger Caras)

 

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am   

(Anon)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hello you all !  Now you know that every morning Ré and I go out for our

morning walk, getting all the kinks out of our body after a looonnng  sleep (in bed of course, don't ask silly questions, I wouldn't sleep anywhere else)..   Well ! 

These past mornings, we are followed by a red CAT.   This poor little thing keeps

 up our pace and MEOWS all the way.   Other dogs frighten him but I don't seem

 to be the kind he runs away from.   He must feel that I wish him no harm, I'm

such a good kid.  (Just let me get mad and you'll see if I'm good or not.)   Just

like the other day when that male hound made Ré keel over……He didn't know if

he was male or female when I got through with him. !!!!! Wise guy.   But let's

not get off the subject.   About the red cat.   As I said, it kept following us each

morning.  So Ré, kind hearted bought food to feed it each day,  he even started

to be picky and not eat everything proposed,  (haha I had extras those days).  

We noticed that he often went to a special door during the day, so this morning

Ré asked a woman coming out of that house "Do you know if the little red cat

has a home or is it lost?"   Reply !  That little cat is mine !!!!!      

Can you imagine ????    A CAT POACHER !!!  

 

                                                         

 

 

You just can't imagine how sweet revenge is.   I practice it quite often and I

can tell you that I feel much better after that.  I feel like a young dog, I jump

hither and tether,  Well, I just feel so goooooood.   Now let me explain this to

you in a few words (maybe a little more than a few).    

 

Sneaky Ré told me the other day that we should go for a walk, now, that sounded

pretty good to me, so unsuspecting , what do I do?   What would you have done?  I gingerly (I'm a delicate dog you know) followed.   IT WAS A TRAP !!!!!  She led me

straight to the (shhhhhh, I won't say his name, in order not to frustrate the little ones)  hair cutter's shop,  you know the ones we go to with our lovely hair, and come out

looking like a sheared lamb. 

 

Now THERE is where the vengeance comes in.   I started by pouting,  and this was

great fellers, I made like I had become DEAF, yep, and it worked.   Ré was testing my hearing at least ten times a day.  She called, she whistled, but I ignored her even

though I was practically at her feet, I looked around smelling the air as if nothing was amidst…..

 

Hey now, what do you think about that fellers ??????  Good?   No???

 

 

     HOUSEWORK. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Yes I know, I'm not very prolific these days but I'm so busy going here and there with Ré.   Sometimes I wonder if I should follow her everywhere she goes, as you must know,  I can't go everywhere you humans can, so I stay in the car..   Restaurants ?   Are you kidding, the restaurateurs must think that we are an uncouth bunch and that we would jump all over the tables or maybe wee wee on the  table legs, or what not.  Who is that guy who decided that animals are dirtier than people.   I have seen people whom I would not take to a restaurant even if they paid me.   Now what would I do with money anyhow , put it in my pocket?  Where did you see a pocket ?   HEY, I WANT A POCKET……..   I WANT MONEY,  I WANT TO GET MARRIED,  I WANT TO SLEEP IN PYJAMA TOPS.   Ah come on,  let's not blow our top.

Now where was I.  Oh yes not being able to go everywhere you humans do.   What about the stupid market, can't go there either, probably for the same reason as the restaurants.  I think I'd be satisfied just staying home once in a while just to do like the other guys.   Sitting on the balcony barking at everything that moves down below…..We'd have a H… of a time insulting each other,  seeing who could yell the loudest and who could spit the furthest, naw dogs don't spit, it's the Lamas that do that.   Well they could teach us….  HEY I WANT A LAMA !!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Since everyone has forgotten me, I may as well write to myself.      Hello Valley, how are you big girl? 

 

 

 

 Have you ever seen a thing called a LIZARD,  Well I had never.   They sneak out of bushes, under rocks, in fact under anything they can hide...I have spent 3 weeks trying to catch at least ONE; to no avail....in vain....niet....nada....rien....nix....not one tail did I get my sharp little teeth into .   There is one good thing about lizard hunting.   I lost a few pounds.  Ré is happy about that because she says it is easier for her to carry me.  Woof Woof....